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When you know you have that ho-bag mother nature hating your guts, the good thing about it is that you get a monthly excuse to act however the fuck you want, and the best part is: NOBODY can say a thing.
Become a total bitch? It's not your fault. You're going through a tough time. Skip class/work? It's alright, girl. We understand. Eat an entire pig? Ain't no one in their right mind is gonna judge you. Anyone got beef with you? Give 'em your inherently demonic eyes like, "I'm going to menstruate all over your dead body". They'll know better.
It's like you get a red pass for every single thing you do. After all, who can blame you when you've got biology working against you?

Still, I think I can speak for all women when I say: DAMN YOU TO HELL, BIOLOGY...
  • Listening to: Perfect Start - Nic Toms
  • Eating: Everything

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Alotta Magic
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United Kingdom
I am a student of life. Enlightened, opinionated and eager to learn.
I appreciate art when I see it. I enjoy good humor and good stories. I like to party. I like dogs. I hate hippies and people who take offense to my political incorrectness. Views on copyright infringement: load of crap. Do whatever you want with my work. Nothing is truly original after all.

A natural-born rebel, full-time anarchist. I stick it to authority. I break the law. I don't follow rules. Rules follow me. yea dats rite bcuz fuk yo grammar. bitch i make ma own language if i want to

Me: providing your daily dose of bullshit since a few days ago.
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Melalina Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Professional General Artist
Any reason why I haven't seen anything new from you in a long time?
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yoursingingsatellite Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry it took me so long to reply! I haven't logged onto DA in a looong time. I've been busy with classes though it isn't really an excuse now that it's summer. I haven't been writing so much and the only things I've been writing are terrible random pieces that aren't worthy of anyone's eyes but mine..
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Melalina Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Professional General Artist
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WonderfulTyrant Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013
AMBUSH!
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DeathbySkittlez Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hi! You've been featured! Good work! :3

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SourAir Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hello, I've featured you here! :meow: [link]
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yoursingingsatellite Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:O Wow. Thank you!!!! You've made me happy :)
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SourAir Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Aww, no problem! You earned it! :D
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PoetryOD Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
Thank you for the favourite :D :D
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yoursingingsatellite Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome. You deserve it :)
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